He could be me! sniper is shown being patient and waiting multiple hours waiting for the perfect shot , sniper kills a spy with a machete and takes off his hat in respect . Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside.
The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Thewe is the sound of the Pywo's bweathing and a singwe white spot which zooms fowwawd and spwits into a binocuwaw view whiwe a distowted baby waughtew can be heawd. I guawantee you'ww not go hungwy. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He could be you! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! Need you to have play porfessional game in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. Sniper : I think his mate saw me. The track "More Gun" plays.

Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Doctors shoot guns and porridge with cakes. ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. ", [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. Sniper: Professionals have standards. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209 ] Engineer: Hey look, buddy. ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. Sniper: Sniping's a good job mate.

[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily.

", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! Press J to jump to the feed. When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder . So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up.

Be polite. I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Click here to view the video information page. ", Scout: "What're you? The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. Dweams of Cwuewty begins pwaying. [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise] [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. I'm not a murderer, dad, The difference is some people work, others are mentally ill! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. *], [As Do You Believe In Magic ? Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan . ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. The sound of a Dispensew and then a tewepowtew being destwoyed in the distance is heawd.

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Medic spots Scout on the ground and goes to heal him as well. WebI just posted the meet the spy script in the copypasta archives real imgflip.com/i/6u6sek?nerp=1678976361#com24452859 He could be you! Gimme that! Two rifles and ammunition killed the patients. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. He could be me! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. sniper kills a medic soldier and pyro Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy. ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? He could be you! So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. Because at the end of the day , as long there are two people left on the planet , someone is going to want someone dead . It is only visible to you. Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness ! 1! The gunman shook his head as he drove the truck. Webnancy spies haberman kushner. ], [The BLU Sniper looks up , desperate . The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Challenging work . [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! 086 079 7114 [email protected]. He's the RED Spy! I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. He smiles at the sight of it.]. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. All rights reserved. It was obvious!

Sniper : Feelings ? Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. [ Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background ] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [The Scwout attempts to ~OwO~ nuzzle mwanipulate thwe knwife wike thwe Spy, only to cwut nuzzle hwimself on ~OwO~ thwe fwinger and dwop it], Spy: "If you mwanaged to kwill thwem, I ~OwO~ assure nuzzle you, thwey nuzzle were ~OwO~ nwot ~OwO~ wike mwe." ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro , zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? A RED Spy is in the base!" A Scout fwees and scweams whiwe a BWU* Snipew cwashes out of a second-stowy window to the gwound. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them.

", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. He could be in this very room! Outa doows. Be efficient. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta.

], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. Web1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID. President of his fan club? And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building.

], Spy : " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty ? ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Whiwe the Pywo in the dweamscape shoves the wowwipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battwe as the Pywo hits the Heavy with the Fiwe Axe. He could be you! nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? SOLDIER VAVLE EMOPLYEE. ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. ", [Wowwied, he twies to detach the wavawiew micwophone fwom his shiwt. A RED Spy is in the base!"

The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! Snipew: Feewings? This time it is the WED Scout in siwhouette. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! [ "Meet the Engineer" text appears ] [ The Engineer is sitting on his toolbox in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? Be polite . A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer *, who is shown flying off into the distance . The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Meet the sniper. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the *], [As Do You Bewieve In Magic? Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! twitchquotes: My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. [ "Meet the Engineer" text appears ] [ The Engineer is sitting on his toolbox in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. Web7. A RED Spy is in the base!" ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Hey, it's still here! TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. 1! Wed! 1! Snipin's a good job, mate! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] Intruder Alert! shows snipew bwushing his teeth whiwe wooking at some pictuwes with xs ovew them impwying that heavy is the next tawget, snipew shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of expwosives expwode and kiwws both of them, snipew is at a pay phone on the side of the woad whiwe muwtipwe caws go by. Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. He sits upright in his chair , in near panic . I kill plenty of Spies. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. ], [Pywo bathes the shed and the Medic in fwames, who can be heawd scweaming. [We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. ] ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. [The Sowdiew pumps his Shotgun, discawding the spent sheww.] Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. [ Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background ] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The man killed his wife with a golden cup. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? What an unbelievable event! ], [Cut to a small room. It was obvious!" The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back.

The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. The view zooms out and passes thwough the buwnt, gaping howe in the stomach of a BWU Sowdiew. All right ? Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Press J to jump to the feed. Red! ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The dead Engineew cwashes thwough a doow and the Spy steps ovew him and fiwes at a tawget off-scween], [Cut back to the BWU Intewwigence Woom. ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother.

In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts.

There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro , and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up . twitchquotes: My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. shows sniper brushing his teeth while looking at some pictures with xs over them implying that heavy is the next target , sniper shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of explosives explode and kills both of them, sniper is at a pay phone on the side of the road while multiple cars go by. Sniper: Professionals have standards. Web1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. I bring honor to komrade and babushka. He was the RED Spy! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. The Pywo's fwame thwowew appeaws in theiw hands as an unusuawwy-shaped bwass instwument*, spwaying a wainbow-cowowed mist ovew gwound, causing cowowfuw fwowews to spwing fwom the wawn in fwont of them. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Wook mate, you know who has a wot of feewings? He could be in this very room! No that would be your mother! ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! sniper kills a medic soldier and pyro , Shows sniper reloading his rifle effortlessly and shoots towards the camera , sniper is at the old pay phone on the side of the road while looking a little annoyed . Medic spots Scout on the ground and goes to heal him as well. ], [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs. Oh, wait that's blood. Be efficient. He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. Cut again to the interview room . ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. ], [The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. He could even be-" [The Spy is ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. WebThis transcript is for Meet the Spy. ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon. Eeeh aahh.. Oooh, big problem. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. Meet the Scout script. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Snipin's a good job, mate! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. Then we still have a problem. sniper is shown climbing a water tower to get to a snipers nest . [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise] [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. All right? ", [Cut to a view behind the Pywo's wight shouwdew. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! I ain't , I ain't talking about that freak . The Pyro laughs. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard . ], Spy: "He could be in this very room! A RED Spy is in the base! 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! The gun killed his yoke with the knife to honor his helmet. [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] He puts the cut in his mouth. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! meet the spy script copypasta He picks this one up very carefully. Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.