Four (4) by Eight (8) Watch: The worst watch section to be in because one's first watch is 0400 to 0800, then one works one's duty station until 1600, followed by second watch 1600 to 2000, every day. Where deep-water sailors ply their craft, "The Pond" may be Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, or Other. "PAC" refers to the Pacific Fleet and "LANT" to the Atlantic. Also a Variance on the rules. A "madame.". Black Hole, The Black Hole: The Navy's main base at Norfolk, Virginia, so called because "it's where sailors' careers go to die. A cheeseburger is sometimes called a "slider with slabs.". A prankster who defecates in public areas of a ship. A term used in the old Navy (not the store), Squid is what other branches. Not normally pluralised, still expressed as squid, not squids, e.g., Fifty squid. Also "Neurotic" for a midshipman in the Naval Reserve Officer Training Corps (NROTC). USS Forestfire: The USS Forrestal (CV-59). Also known as a "shit bag.". Hall of Fame Company: A recruit company during boot camp that maintains perfect marks through the entire eight-week evolution; harder to get than Color Company, the company that rates Hall of Fame Status is given three days special liberty, as well as the week prior to shipping out to the fleet as downtime. You are acting drifty today!"). Smokin' and Coke'in': Derogatory nickname used to describe an unauthorized break, where a sailor takes a smoke break, and grabs a soda out of a vending machine. Similar to a Bremerloe.
Marching Party: In boot camp, an after-hours regimen of intensive training exercises, supervised by the command's special warfare personnel. Short Timer's Chain: A chain that hangs from the belt of a "short timer" for all to see, with one link representing a day, signifying too short to care, and usually starting with 30 links. Mad Shitter (AKA Phantom Shitter): A sailor who does not flush a toilet.
Back Alley: Card game of trump played by 2 to 4 players (mostly "snipes"). The Navy's senior admiral and member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. General Quarters (GQ): Set to prepare a ship for battle or during a serious casualty such as a main engineering space fire. On larger ships, the "First" may be in charge of air crew. Joe Shit-in-the-rag Man / Joe Shit the Rag man / Joe Shit Charlie the Rag Man: An under-performing sailor. i.e. (Petty Officer to Sailor: "is there something the matter with you? Pillows of Death: Canned ravioli, usually burned, served for midrats. Also permit everyone to get evening chow at a reasonable hour (although First Dog watchstanders usually find the better chow is all gone). (2) A large freezer of the type found on most ships, usually in auxiliary spaces. George jobs: Nit-picking paperwork jobs given to George because no one else wants them. The 43P-2, 43P-3 & 43P-4 books were replaced in the mid 1980's with one book. Veal Wheels. Here today, GUAM tomorrow: Received orders from one island to another island, as in ADAK to GUAM. Sparks: Radioman. Scuttlebutt: (1) A drinking fountain. To overthink an easy task. FAG: (1) Fighter Attack Guy: F/A-18 Hornet/Super Hornet pilot or naval flight officer ("NFO"). Hows your B.O.H.I.C.A Key Naval Air Station Key West was located on Boca Chica Key, Florida. None of the goodies get past that person. Sticks: The levers in the Maneuvering Room of a diesel submarine that are used to change the settings for the main propuslion motors. A submarine (submarines are called boats, with only limited exceptions). Jarhead (Applies exclusively to Marines) Ive heard a couple of explanations for this. The first is the high and tight buzzed haircut that has lo Spooks: Navy Cryptologic Technicians or other service equivalents. Roast Beast: Roast Beef, or any meat served aboard the ship that even the cooks who prepared it don't know what it is. See crossing the line, shellback, and pollywog. "Tack on crow": (Hazing) When promoted in rank, senior and equivalent ranks would tack the crow (solidly punching) patch on one's arm as good luck so it does not "fall off." V2 Division: Maintenance of Catapults and Arresting Gear. The Pond: The Deep Blue Sea. Baby Birdfarm: A helicopter carrier/amphibious assault ship. Three Frame Rule: Refers to a sailor or situation that is inherently dangerous. A person with such a rank can also be referred to by number of stars they have; so a "three star" is a Vice Admiral, and so forth. MAA: Master-at-Arms. M.A.S.H. )"Have a great day"! On a carrier, this officer stands just to the port side of the landing area and talks to each pilot as he makes his approach for an arrested landing. FASOTRAGRULANT/PAC: Fleet Aviation Specialized Operational Training Group, Atlantic and Pacific.
Haze Grey Motherfucker: Sailor (or CO) who prefers to be under way as much as possible, or a ship and crew that spends a great deal of time under waye.g, We were haze grey motherfuckers.. as sailors wander past in search of libations. The following are some examples of the slang of the United States Navy, you will also see references to the United States Marine Corps as well because of their use of naval terminology sometimes also referred to as NAVSpeak. see also The Load. Sea Otter: SeaOpDet-er; a member of a Sea Operational Detachment (SEAOPDET). For example 2 sets of 2 bells, followed by a single bell (5 total) could be 0230, 0630, 1030, 1430, 1830, or 2230. Asshole of the Navy: Norfolk, Virginia, home of the fabled "DOGS AND SAILORS KEEP OFF THE GRASS!" So named for the slanting stem attached to their device. Alpha Inspection: Formal inspection of uniforms and living spaces. Boondockers: The standard workday steel-toed boots. Chest Candy: Decorative military ribbons and medals worn on the chest. Dock jumpers: The unfortunates who would have to leap ashore to tie up when no "line handlers" are available. ". For the same reason, they are sometimes referred to as ", Skivvy waver: Signalman (because of signal flags), Skosh: Perilously close to minimum acceptable levels. Stepping out: When a junior sailor often gets into a shouting match with a more senior enlisted man: I.e. USS Zippo: Derogatory name for USS Forrestal (CV 59). (2) (Derogatory) Nickname for the USS Forrestal (CV 59) after the fire on 29 July 1967 that killed 134 sailors and injured 161 on the aircraft carrier. AFRTB: (Airframes runs this bitch) Term commonly used among AM's. Example: "You're working on an electrical system without tagging it out, when along comes Seaman Schmuckatelli, who energizes the circuit and ZAP, you're fried calamari. (2) Editing a poorly worded memo or document for clarity. All Family Grams were screened by the CO/XO upon receipt, prior to distribution to the individual.
EIDWS: Enlisted Information Dominance Warfare Specialist. XO: Executive Officer: The second-in-Command of a ship, aviation squadron or shore command, second in authority to the Commanding Officer. Have a Navy Day: Has two separate meanings. Also used when a sailor gets a BZ from the command, shipmates will call it a Bravo Bozo award. O-N-O-F-F actuator (or switch): The on/off button or switch on any device, usually used in the context of a subordinate not grasping how to power a device up or down.
Often used in, "Damn, we just did a six-month WESTPAC, barely got home for a week, and now we're heading out again?". It is played to "motivate" the crew after an UNREP, VERTREP, etc. A long time ago, these ships were considered fast and heavily armed for their size (about 450 ft) with a crew complement of (theoretically) 120-150. In an alternative version one will be pregnant. Deck Ape: Non-designated enlisted person serving on the deck force. JORG: Junior Officer Requiring Guidance (see "George"). Permanent Help: Slang for a PH (Photographer's Mate) in a fighter squadron. Bilge Juice: Non-sanctioned alcoholic beverage created while on long deployments by mixing yeast, water and sugar. C.U.N.T. (Dumb Ugly Bitch): woman enrolled in the Naval Academy. CHT Tank/Shit Tank/Chit Tank: Collection, Holding and Transfer system, which collects all ship's shower and toilet runoff/sewage until such time as it can be pumped or dumped. Bug Juice Sunrise: Orange with a splash of Red. Airedale: A sailor who works in one of the Navy's aviation rates also know as "Brown Shoes.". (from general issue or government issue) has been dropped. Old Salt: A naval veteran. It consists of a noise-generating body ("fish") towed behind the ship on a long cable. "We better slow down or the fat boys won't be able to keep up. Desert Duck: Helo that delivered mail in the Persian Gulf during Operation Earnest Will. Gaff Off: To ignore or purposely fail to show proper respect to someone more senior, such as by blowing off an assigned task, by not saluting, or by using improper forms of address. "All hands heave out and trice up." During WW2 the name referred to an animated cartoon character in a number of situations which showed servicemen how NOT to perform. ", Carry on: An officer's reply to a junior person's call to "attention on deck", meaning all present rise and come to attention as a sign of respect. The fake watch is intended for the amusement of the crew. Sea Stories almost always involve alcohol. Maverick Can: The perfect place to sleep in a weapons magazine. Sea chest: A trunk or storage container used for a sailor's personal property. Can refer to malicious "scuttlebutt," exaggerated "no-shitters," or blatently phony sea stories. A recruit chosen in boot camp to "be in charge" when the Company Commander, or other authority figure, are not present.
Baboon Ass: Corned beef. Get Fucked or Fuck-Off from your Navy equals and lower in rank. On submarines it's called the Maneuvering Watch. Called that for the fact the turds could look like a rumpled brown fish. F.U.B.I.S. (See "Brown Water Navy."). ChuHai: A Japanese alcoholic beverage made by mixing sake and the equivalent of Kool-Aid. Screaming Alpha: A sailor who is on fire and is running around screaming. A container (usually zipper-closed) for toilet articles such as soap, razor, shaving cream, deodorant, etc; especially for expeditionary sailors. While not permitted to do the job, it gets the job done just the same. (Refers to improperly securing the "dogs" on a watertight hatch when passing through. USS Oriskany CVA34, Carriers today are designated as CV, During the VietNam error the A added to CV stood for attack carrier. VFA: Fixed Wing Strike Fighter Squadron, made up of Legacy F/A-18C or D model Hornets or F/A-18E,F or G model Super Hornets. Differs from "UNREP.". Also the Enlisted Aviation Warfare Specialist breast insignia. Power troll: A name for any officious person, usually used by engineers. Assholes and elbows: The only things which should be seen by a boatswains mate when deck hands are on their hands and knees holystoning a wooden deck. USS Belcrash: The USS Belknap (CG-26). It may be fixed, as in those mounted on the bow of a ship below the waterline, or mobile like those "dipped" by anti-submarine helocopters. A rate in the Navy similar in duties to a police officer. Jughead: US Marine, so called because their "high and tight" haircuts make their heads look like inverted jugs in profile. Busted: Reduced in rank as a result of Captain's Mast. Preferred term by Amphib sailors for LCM-8 or LCM-6 boats, as opposed to "Mike" boat. (Also known as CGL's Can't Get Laids.). Consists of classroom and pool instruction and culminates with the dreaded "Dilbert Dunker" and "Helo Dunker. Im putting a three frame rule on him. Squid Lid- (Nickname) Navy white sailors hat. Example: Pucker factor was high when he landed that Turkey single engine with complete AC power failure at night. Deck Plate Leadership: That level of leadership greatly appreciated by commanding officers and the ward room: Enlisted personnel who know what needs to be done, how to do it well and right, and who are able to lead the people working for them to get the job done. Generally found in the Western Pacific. For instance, pull-tab sodas are referred to as "Haji Sodas" due to their ubiquitous presence in the Fifth Fleet AOR. Atlantic Fleet equivalent to a Pacific Fleet WESTPAC. HACQ: (pronounced "hack") House Arrest, Confinement to Quarters: Unofficial punishment where an officer is confined to his stateroom, usually during a port call. NON: "Needs of the Navy" a priority over anything to do with one's family or person; as in God, Country, Family. Water Wings: Derogatory term used (usually by Naval Aviators), for the Surface Warfare Officer qualification badge. Compare "Corpsman Candy.". Named for the way they make you feel after youve eaten them. This Ensign is charge of various wardroom duties, often including mentoring the juniormost Ensign (see "George") and setting up the wardroom's movie night while at sea. (Often pronounced "A-wis.").
Assignments are planned out prior to setting the underway watch and posted in the Watch, Quarter, and Station Bill. Applesauce: Indicative of pork chops, Horseradish: Prime Rib Beefetc. Dirty-shirt wardroom: (Aircraft Carrier): Forward wardroom immediately below the flight deck for pilots wearing (sweaty) flight gear and working ship's officers. Branch: Lowest organizational level in most naval commands. The act of solving a problem by applying numbers and units and various known and assumed quantities to calculate an approximate answer. Mid-Rats: Short for midnight rations. Originally referred to the night baker who would often be seen by waking crew members covered in flour from his nightly duties. Or jump out of your rack and make it. Zoomie: (1) An aviator; generally refers to a USAF pilot or navigator/combat systems officer. VA Veterans Administration / Department of Veterans Affairs: A department of the US Federal Government that assists military veterans with medical care, educational benefits for college of technical training, home loans, burial, etc. More correctly, the "trice" is the bottom (third) rack, being built to fold up against the bulkhead/stanchion (see above), so when the command "Trice-up" was given, the rack would be folded up, allowing compartment cleaners to sweep and swab under that bottom rack. The cold shoulders from civilians persist in certain Navy towns. Self-explanatory. PosMo: Positive Motivation. Oil King - An enlisted engineer responsible for fuel, lube oil, boilerwater and feedwater testing and also their quality, quantity, and transfers around the ship. Senior Enlisted Advisor, a CPO in charge of one's career. HCO: Helo Control Officer, talks to each pilot as he makes his approach to a small boy (See LSO). ". F.U.B.I.J.A.R. GCE: Gross Conceptual Error, an instructor's comment on student work wherein the student has clearly misunderstood a concept. Aboard a ship, it is a can with a hole in the lid, usually hung from the bulkhead near watch stations. Boondoggle: An inefficient meeting, event, or evolution; one that it is more fun than productive. Chit Chipper: Paper Shredder. Constant Bearing Decreasing Range (CBDR): A term used to indicate that an object or ship viewed on radar, or visually from the deck or bridge of one's own ship is getting closer but maintaining the same relative bearing. IFNAG: (Derogatory) Ignorant Fucking Naval Academy Graduate. See also TSC. Follies are held about every 6 to 8 weeks while on deployment. Blue Side Corpsman - works in hospitals, sick bays, ships, and on base with the Navy Green Side Corpsman - trained in combatives and works in the field with the Marines. AMAN Nobody: "AM3 Schmuckatelli said to, Chief.". (Submarine). Flavor Extractor: Standard equipment in all Navy galleys. Bent Shitcan - Someone below Naval standards. I was in the Navy for 7 years and the best I can tell the Marines came up with it as a comeback for jarhead. Shower Party: An involuntary scrub-down of a submarine crew member who hasn't been practicing good hygiene. Family Gram: A 40-word personal communication from the family members of an Officer or Sailor on a Strategic Deterrent Patrol assigned to a Fleet Ballistic Missile (FBM) submarine. JO-JO: Pronounced "joe-joe." Sack-o'-Lantern: A scrotum stretched across a battle lantern that has been energized. Living the Dream: A sarcastic term used when someone is asked how they are, they reply with this which sounds upbeat and a positive term, and they are actually miserable.
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